Kepada semua lady drivers di luar sana **especially to those driving in JB/Spore **
this is a cry for everyone who...
a) drives a car but doesn't know the capacity of the car driven..
b) likes to multi-task while driving e.g: putting on make-up, check sms, talking of your hp, talking /fighting with your passenger(s)
c) drives sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo slow and yet hogging the right lane
d) doesn't know how to signal before making a turn..
e) doesn't know how to filter lanes before making a U-turn and going into people's lane..
f) still is a "P" and yet drives like a maniac...
First of all, you guys are giving us, the other lady drivers a BAD NAME..
Secondly, pls don't drive your car..kindly proceed to ask your spouses / bfs/ parents to drive you around or better still take the public transportation..
because of you, I have "lost" most f my pahala(s) and been cursing you guys whenever I'm behind the wheel..
tolonglah, sila JANGAN memandu dan sila beri laluan kepada kereta KIA SORENTO hitam JGY 36, bilamana saya memandu laju dan sudah flash lampu dr kejauhan meminta jasa baik anda yang memandu yang teramatlah perlahan ke lorong kiri..kalau tidak, saya akan memotong anda dr lane kiri dan menyimpang masuk ke lane anda sambil membrek secara mengejut supaya anda panik and mengempar kereta ke pembahagi jalan...
motto saya semasa memandu amat mudah...sila jangan susahkan hidup saya, kalau tidak-->saya akan susahkan hidup anda berganda2...sekian, harap maklum!
Kalau patah balik ke tahun 1992
22 hours ago
7 comments:
ahahahaha style kita sama !
ju pun suka khianat kereta yang bodoh tak reti nak bawa laju kat right lane.
lepas tu suka acah acah nak langgar orang yang nak lintas jalan, padahal ada jejantas yang dia boleh guna
betul Jue...diorg ni sumer memang sajak kena tembak je!!boleh koma tau drive belakang org tak reti bahase nih....weeiiiiiiih, kusut sungguh!!!
Baby Hafiy tgh buat apa tuh?geram ah tgk dia...bila agaknya bley buat playdate anak2 kita sumer ek?
nasib lah saya tak memandu :P
nn...kalau memandu tapi tidak terlibat dengan aktiviti2 yang disebut diatas, I LOVE YOU!!:D
ha ha ha ha ha ha...itu belum campur lagi dengan peel Sporeans yang drive mcm ****tut*** kat jalan kita..kat negara dia takleh buat, wah wah wah..sesedap rasa je buat kat tempat kita...anyway, any reason why you're not driving?:P
haiyoohh!! sounds like road bully lah .. but i hv to agree wth u dear ... jgn kan jb/spore ... me driving in kl ni lagilah ... makes me nuts!!!! serious sakit jiwa ... suka2 masuk lane org x bg signal smpai kita terpaksa emergency brake pastu buat muka bodo cam gamps ... (ni kejadian siang tadi masa nk antar Ammar gi nursery) ... mmg kalau ikut hati yg marah nih mmg nk sabotaj je kete tuh ... and when my middle finger goes vertical boleh plak dia buat2 muka x bersalah ... argghhh!!
jangan tak tahu sis, I got my driving skills form driving in KL lah..my overused mantra is 'kalau dah bely survive kat KL, u bley drive kat mana2 pung!"..he he he..tadi lagi best,dahlah kete nih tgh nak buat u turn, bukannya reti nak filter from one lane to another..ni expect kita nak kena kasik jalan kat dia and terus nak masuk lane paling kiri..tak ke badigol tu namanya?huisy....kalau driving memang hilang sumer pahala sis...plus skang nih Aisy plaks dah leh ingat apa yang I ngomel dlm kete, abeh dia ngadu..dia siap ckp dgn hubby I..."MOMMY TUNJUK JADI MOMMY KAT UNCLE"..ha ha ha ha...I buat muka tak salah je ah!:P
hahahaa ... seb baik hubby x tanya byk ... tetiba tingat masa adam kecik dulu, when he was 3-4 years old .. one sunday, when we was on our way to hv lunch ... in a car ... suddenly ada satu kete buat krg ajar tiba2 masuk lane org x bg signal ... this close nk accident ... blom sempat abah dia buat apa2 ... adam dah tunjuk pointing finger dia kat driver tu .. siap ckp "nahhh!!!" ... we were laughing bgai nk pecah perut ... mind u, dpan bdk2 nih mmg xde tunjuk middle finger ... instead we use our pointing finger je... cuma aritu le terlepas plak middle finger nih dpn ammar ... seb baik dia x nmpak ... hehehe
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